I very intentionally waited until April 1 had passed in order to post this caption contest. Why? Because Turquoise Jeep — the collective known for creating such Internet gems as "Lemme Smang It" and "Did I Mention I Like To Dance" — isn't exactly known for its earnestness, and this post (unlike yesterday's ICP announcement) is not a joke. Turquoise Jeep will play this Thursday, April 4, at Mercy Lounge, and local MC (and fellow libidinous weirdo) Cashatt will open.
So here's what's up: If this is something you'd like to witness but would rather not pay for, you're in luck! We're giving away a pair of guest-list spots to Thursday night's show, and all you have to do is dream up the funniest caption imaginable for the image you see above. Just leave your caption down there in the comments section, and be sure to include your email address in the appropriate field — we won't publish your address, but we'll need it in order to contact our winner. We'll pick our favorite caption on Thursday (day of show!) around noon, so be sure to keep an eye out for an email from us. All right, everybody ready? Go!
Update: We have our winner. Thanks for playing!