- "William, it was really bleeding."
Heartbroken Morrissey fans lamenting the Pope of Mope’s postponed
January anti-appearance in Nashville now have something to look forward to, as the singer — whose ulcer no longer bleeds like his English heart — is bound for a Ryman rain check on March 29.
In case you refunded your tickets, or burned them in effigy of The Mozfather, fear not: Y’all can get some new stubs here. And to read about how Morrissey is just like Ted Nugent, click here.