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So you got caught having sex in a private dining room at the Belle Meade Country Club during the Hunt Ball. Too bad those horse people weren’t more tolerant of a little good-natured mounting. But are you going to let that keep you from putting the “ball” back in the Swan Ball this weekend? The “wood” back in Cheekwood? It’s been too long since the Clean-Up Committee recovered a gown lost among the botanicals. This time just plan ahead. Head up to Cheekwood in the next day or two during the above visiting hours and scope out that secluded little coppice you can sneak off to when Earth, Wind and Fire puts you in the mood. Or when Jay Leno gets you and some new friend all hot and bothered. You’ve been choosing him over sex for years now. Time for some payback.

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