In everyone's favorite news story from last night, the "body" off Harpeth Springs Drive in Bellevue was actually just "a very large beaver."
Apparently it had gotten itself stuck in "awkward position" — I'll say! — so as to make its beaver-arm position seem like a human-arm position. Like many other people
on the Internet last night, I lul'd. The times and the Internet being what they are, you can befriend the beaver on Facebook
. (HT: Nashvillest
.) Here's hoping GBB follows the Nashville Weather Penis' example and makes it into next year's Best of Nashville
readers' choice awards. Just don't give Mel Gibson