Day Two: 'Jeopardy!' Held Hostage — By J.R. Lind!



I'm coming for you, Trebek!
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  • "I'm coming for you, Trebek!"
You bit your nails at his "Simonizing" slip. You saw him flash the Eye of the Tiger when the category came up "American Politicians." You roared at his victorious smirk just before he dropped the hammer on Final Jeopardy. Why, you're already using the catchphrase now sweeping the nation: "What is Bloodsport?"

Now up by $28,000 and change, the Ayatollah of Arcana, the Professorial Pulverizer of Post Politics, Middle Tennessee's own J.R. Lind, returns to the arena this evening for his second night as a contestant on Jeopardy! Will this be the night he goes down to quiz-show Valhalla? Or will he rise again to beat his pursuers, like Sly Stallone in the movie that introduced John Rambo? (That would be First Blood — one of about three answers this spectator got right in Friday's entire show.)

There's only one way to find out: Tune in Comcast Channel 14 (or Channel 30, if you're still balancing rabbit ears on your head) at 6 p.m. tonight.

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