by Jeff Woods
It took a little coaxing to get Lynn going. "I don’t like being in the Scene. I really, really, really don't. Do we have to?" she asked, objecting to Pith's allusion to Mothra and Godzilla in one of our recent post's on this topic.
"Which one are you, Mothra or Godzilla?" we asked her.
"Do you have to ask? I’m Mothra. I mean, c’mon."
We guess that makes Beavers the giant reptile with the blow-torch breath. Anyway, once Lynn started talking, she went on almost nonstop for nearly an hour, detailing a long list of sins and slights committed against her by her nemesis. Some of the tawdrier stories were off the record, so we can’t share them with you. You don't want to know. Trust us. Even if we could, we couldn't. This may come as a surprise, but Pith enjoys no immunity from libel actions.
"I've had hell to pay," Lynn said. Read all about it.