by Jeff Woods
For jackassery, it'd be hard even for Stanley to top Briley, who blamed his booze-fueled escapades variously on the media and on previously repressed memories of still-unspecified abuse as a child. Upon his brief return to the legislature from rehab and a trip to Tunica, Briley even lectured the media at one point on how to act responsibly. He said he was never drunk at the Capitol and offered these words to live by: "I may have come in smelling like alcohol at times but was never intoxicated while I was here." Hey, maybe he should tweet that one to Stanley next.