Something Stinks in Nashville


And it's the water. Every time I turn on the faucet I'm smacked in the face by a stench so foul, I can only assume dead rats covered in sulfur have been tossed into the water supply for some nefarious purpose. It's like what the death of all human love and happiness would smell like. It's like eggy farts. It's especially bad when I fill the washing machine at home or wash my hands at work. And I'm not the only one who's affected. An unscientific poll of three friends has confirmed that Nashville water is straight-up nasty. Is it a summer thing? I don't recall showers making me want to vomit in say, April. Have you noticed The Smell? Is there a rational, logical, reasonable explanation for this? If not, does Brita make a showerhead?

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