Sarah's coming over to our house for the annual Fish Fry & Scientologist Hunt. It's bring your own guns and liquor. Everyone's invited!
Even sissy office workers like us need to rest sometime. So thanks to our corporate masters, we've been granted the day off to reflect, ruminate, and cherish the independence of this great country, which for some strange reason allows us to get paid for shooting of our mouths.
But fear not, valued Pith reader. We'll be back Monday with fresh libtard gibberish and barely cogent advocacy for the nanny state. Enjoy your 4th!