Clement runs out of ideas



In an amazing display of brain power, Bob Clement has produced two ideas in a single day! (Good thing our computers were plugged in to surge protectors.)

"Today, as idea #29," his campaign reports, "he announced that he will constantly solicit ideas from the people of Nashville ..." And you thought he was running out of steam.

Then only nanoseconds later came Idea No. 30—Clement pledges to constantly solicit ideas from the business people of Nashville. (Similar to Idea No. 29 but more finely tuned.)

Campaign spokesman Ben Hall says Clement took off Memorial Day so he had to come up with two ideas in one day to keep his widely heralded promise of 30 Ideas in 30 Days. Now that it's over, a little joy is missing from our lives.


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