Anybody here a fan of L.A. garage-punk youngsters FIDLAR? How about Chicago's The Orwells, who also happen to be garage-punk youngsters? Both bands will play Exit/In on Monday, Oct. 14, along with locals The Kingston Springs and Bully. We'll have more on that in this week's whopping dead-tree edition of the Scene. (Spoiler Alert: Contributor Lance Conzett calls FIDLAR a "blissfully uncomplicated band" with "roots in the suburban boredom of Descendents." Cool.) Watch FIDLAR's Nick Offerman-featuring video for "Cocaine" if you need to do some catching up.
So. Anyway. You know where this is headed. Want to win a free pair of tickets to Monday night's show? Easy. See that picture up there? All you have to is come up with the most gut-busting, side-splitting caption imaginable and post it below in the comments section. Be sure to include your email address in the appropriate field — we won't publish it, but we'll need it in order to contact our winner. We'll give you guys until around noon on Monday, day of show. Sound good? Ready to do it? OK, go!
Update: We have our winner. Thanks for playing!