Spurgeon's General Warning: Hip Pop Covers



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What is the discerning music fan to do when they realize they enjoy a mainstream pop hit? Just wait until it is covered by a hipper artist! I have personally been in a kind of purgatory for years, waiting for someone I like to cover "I Gotta Feeling," because even though all of the humans involved in Black Eyed Peas are horrible, I kind of like that song. It's my favorite topic, too: party braggadocio. Luckily for you, all of the pop classics listed after the jump have been snatched up and covered by artists far less embarrassing (in some cases) than the originals. Like who?

HAIM, "Wrecking Ball"

Miley Cyrus, "Wrecking Ball"

Battle of the Beautiful Young Things: In one corner we have caps-lock proponents HAIM, the biggest all-sister trio since Cleopatra. In the other, Miss Destiny Hope Cyrus, a young woman that many people are hoping sharts herself in public, or something.

Winner: Cleopatra (Comin' At Ya!)

Flaming Lips, “Can’t Get You Outta My Head”

Kylie Minogue, “Can’t Get You Outta My Head”

Flaming Lips, your favorite band from college, covering Kylie Minogue. Wrenching artsy pathos from pop songs is a tried-and-true method of enjoying-pop-without-enjoying-pop, and this cover may very well be its zenith. However, the winner is ...

Winner: Kylie Minogue, for being simultaneously Australian and Eurotrash.

Travis, “… Baby One More Time”

Britney Spears, “… Baby One More Time”

Travis, while not hip, is made up of grown adult men, which seems to be the entire point of their humorous (?) version of exploitation pop classic "... Baby One More Time." They are, without question, far more competent vocalists and musicians than Spears. However, are they hot? (No.)

Winner: Spears, on account of the insane aspiration on the second verse. Someone get that girl an inhaler.

Charli XCX, “I Want It That Way”

Backstreet Boys “I Want It That Way”

This one is kind of a curveball for one important reason: Charli XCX is only 21 years old, which means she would have been 7 years old when "I Want It That Way" was released. From her point of view, it's an oldie.

Winner: Charli XCX for #respecting her #elders

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