by Sean Maloney
Now join us as we ask ourselves what the fuck exactly is happening in the Craigslist "Musicians" Community.
* What's with the scare quotes? Is her grandmother coming back from the dead? Is Lisa Gooch's website actually a portal to another dimension — a dimension where all reality is re-sized and accompanied by an animated GIF? Probably.
* And if you don't have lungs, you probably don't read Craigslist. Because you're dead. Billy Gibbons laughs at death.
* "Ya, we're pretty fucking evil, but we still like to kickback and relax with some good, old-fashioned sober misogyny. We bought the logo in Gatlinburg." (Side note: You may want to call Seth Graves for that video once you get the band up and running, bros.)
* Dear Craigslist, I'm stuck holding up this ceiling and the drummer just keeps throwing his sticks at me. Please send help.
*He's topping the charts guys, and now he needs you to join him on his world tour. His private plane s fueled by self-delusion and the fonts of late 70s prog albums. Ride Zeztor's coattails and you're gonna go far kid.