by Adam Gold
So, hair-metal heartthrobs turned soccer-mom look-alikes Bon Jovi return to Bridgestone Arena tomorrow night. For a disclaimer, revisit The Spin’s take on the band’s 2010 Bridgestone bust. If that doesn’t quell your curiosity to see what livin’ on a prayer is actually like and you still wanna get your bad medicine for free, enter the funniest wisecrack you can conjure to accompany the photo above, and thus win a free pair of tickets to the show.
Bon Jovi’s official site is a treasure trove of rib-tickling imagery (just look at this precious shot of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie infantilizing Jon Bon), but the above image takes the weirdness cake. Now it’s on you to make it even weirder and funnier. Be sure to include your email address in the proper field — we won't publish your address, but we'll need it in order to contact our winner. We'll pick the best caption tomorrow at noon, so be sure to keep an eye on your email. All right, everyone ready? Go!
Update: We have our winner; the writer of the first-place caption, featured above, did not respond to our emails, so we gave the tickets to our runner-up. Thanks for playing!