You may have noticed that Turbo Fruits frontman and local handsome guy Jonas Stein won't be throwing his high-times-on-the-high-seas punk-rock festival Bruise Cruise this year. But if you're still interested in attending a Stein-thrown February rock 'n' roll party, you're in luck: The head Froot and his record-spinning cohort David Bermudez will celebrate the one-year anniversary of their Sparkle City DJs with a last-minute party this Friday, Feb. 1, at FooBar. There's a Facebook event page, and here's what the dudes have to say:
We can't believe it, but it's been 1 year since Sparkle City has cum to life. We would like to invite YOU to our first annual Birthday Party, so here's what we're gonna do- We are providing FREE SHOTS at midnight and free kisses ALL NIGHT. Bring your dancing shoes and dress sexy or... undress sexy. Thank you for all your lust and support. Let's have a good fucking time. -LOVE, LUST AND DUST.
Free, no-strings-attached shots? I've been lured in with that line before, and I just don't think I can have my heart broken like that again. Don't break my heart, Sparkle City! We just want to be loved, and also get some free shots! Anyway. Everybody party responsibly and stuff. Happy birthday, Sparkle City.