Everybody, spread some milque on your toast — it's time to shoot a Train music video. According to a post on the monsters of MOR's Facebook page, Train is looking for extras to show up for a music video shoot tomorrow. The video will be for the song "Bruises." Hopefully that doesn't mean extras will be beaten with a sack of doorknobs. At least, not literally, as I imagine having to hear the same Train song about 30 times would be akin to having your soul savagely beaten. Anyway, from the 'Book:
How would you like to be in our music video for "Bruises"? We are shooting in Nashville on Wednesday, 9/26, and need some extras. All you have to do is send a photo of yourself and your availability for that day to trainvideo2012[at]gmail[dot]com. We will send you details if you are chosen.
As you can see in the video clip above, Train frontman Pat Monahan claims that "Bruises" was "voted the greatest song that has ever existed." Ballot tampering? Also, when did Howie Mandel join Train?
"Sweet," says fellow Cream contributor Adam Gold when told about the video shoot. "Cool shit." I think he's being facetious, seeing as how he once made this joke: "Question: How do you know if you’re dead inside? Answer: You own a Train CD."