He said he was going to do it, and by God, he did it. Let's hear it for Brandon "Brass Balls" Jazz. And remember, for a few hundred bucks, we can get him to make "Brass Balls" his real middle name. But while we're at it, let's drop the "Brass."
You know the part at the end where the lady's like, "Come back. I'd like to hang"? You think by "hang" she means "read your thetans"? Well, anyway, it seems like the Scientols embrace Jazz far more than most of our commenters. Perhaps he's found his new home. This is the day Xenu has made, and I heard him say that you will fall in love with Brandon Jazz today. Nah, I'm just kidding. Xenu didn't make the earth. He just brought a bunch of aliens here and blew them up in volcanoes, forever imprisoning their souls in the bodies of humans. Duh!