by The Spin
It's happened to all of us: You're at a show, watching the band, or at least sort of listening out of one ear while you drink. You're minding your own business, looking good. Then an egregious, unapologetic ass grab goes down right there in front of you. It's usually some gross dude with his hand on his girl's ass (or a couple fingers tucked into the back pocket), but the street definitely runs both ways. Gross Street. And you're like, "What's with the ass grab, you ass grabber?"
Diagram from a recent rock show in Nashville, TN, showing the close proximity of brazen public ass grabbers to The Spin and other innocent bystanders.
So, what's up with the ass grabbing, ass grabbers? You know who you are.