by Steve Haruch
Break open man with mah horn.
Then out falls candiez.
The Cream has one pair of tickets to see The Duke Spirit Sunday, 30th at Exit/In. If you want to win said tickets, you've got to come up with the best caption. Simple! (As always, be sure to include your email address in your comment. It won't be published but we'll need it to contact our winner.)
If you want to double your luck, then click here for yet another chance to win that requires neither wit nor typing the word "production." But you've got wit, right?
This caption contest ends at noon on Friday, Nov. 28. Go!
Circumstances have changed, Jerry: This caption contest ends at 10 a.m. Wednesday, Nov. 26.
Update II: Contest is over.