Just when you thought your Monday couldn't get any better, along comes the news that "On Air With Ryan Seacrest" will be scorching the Nashville airwaves starting today at noon on 107.5 FM. (The River.) According to the press release, the show will "focus" on "all aspects of the entertainment industry." Now, that doesn't sound very focused at all, now does it?
If a show focused on everything isn't enough to make you squint with pleasure, the benevolent legions of Clear Channel want you to know that you can go to www.1075theriver.com to "interact and connect with the show," whatever that means. Be safe.