by Tracy Moore
OK cats, here's the word from the bird that could have warranted 100+ comments. As pointed out in the overheated turd that has become the comments section on our review of the Rancid show, singer J.D. Wilkes of Th' Legendary Shack Shakers did indeed apparently drop trou and reveal a single ball (or maybe it was the whole package) at well-known all-ages Christian youth center Rcktwn during Friday night's show. How's that for a diddly-dong dangler of a dickwave, Daddy-O?
Supposedly, Rcktwn staff caught a salty whiff of the action and called the heat, and a warrant has been issued for Wilkes' arrest. Big tickle or a royal shaft?
According to an arrest warrant, the band's lead singer, Joshua D. Wilkes, was performing when one of the security guards saw him open up his pants and pull out his genitals.
Organizers said a few hundred teens and adults were in the audience.
"As soon as it happened, I think three of our security staff ran upstairs and said, 'This just happened. We have to call the authorities and get this taken care of,'" said Cissell.
Police have issued an arrest warrant but have not taken Wilkes into custody.