by Sean Maloney
OK, so somebody got a clam to eat potato chips. That's crazy and kind of adorable. It's also sorta weird. But what I'm wondering is if that clam had eaten Humpty Dumpty's Sour Cream & Clam Potato Chips, would that clam be a cannibal? And mind you we're not even going to consider where/how this clam could get a time machine to take him back to the days before said chips were discontinued because my grandparents died and there was nobody left that was crazy enough to eat clam-flavored potato chips.