10 Bizarre Celebrity Products

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Yo, Adrian. Enjoy the power of this protein-fortified custardy dessert.
  • Yo, Adrian. Enjoy the power of this protein-fortified custardy dessert.
When celebrities hit their celebrated peak, the pitches must come rolling in for endorsements. Easy money.

Pimp Juice, endorsed by Nelly
  • Pimp Juice, endorsed by Nelly
Case in point: Jessica Simpson. I don't even know why she's famous, but gosh, she's got a lot of clothes, lip gloss and body cream for sale.

Timing your endorsement picks and your career arc seems like it would be really tricky. Between aligning your brand with the right product, owing people favors and needing cash, a lot can go wrong.

Jezebel.com rounded up 10 of the strangest, unlikeliest celebrity products it could locate.

Be sure to enjoy the soul-shredding stupidity of the 1984 Mr. T Cereal TV commercial, and wonder what instructions were given to the creative team.

A commenter on Jezebel notes that famously offbeat director David Lynch peddles his own line of coffee. His description of the product: "It is like the powerful smoothness of a 12-cylinder engine, as opposed to a jangled 6-cylinder, or a V8." (Part of the proceeds go to a film studies scholarship fund.)

Not food-related, but it's interesting to note that Carlos Santana really loves ladies' shoes:

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