A Post-Halloweird Treat

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Every time I visit K & S World Market, as soon as I recover from the knee-buckling aroma that greets me after entering the front door, I ponder the same question: I wonder if it would be possible to recreate an entire chicken from the various parts and pieces available in their exotic butcher section?

It turns out that you can.

So now, thanks to some borrowed suturing materials and an overabundance of free time, I present to you the gruesome glory that is...

Frankenchicken!

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Admittedly, he's got the head of a duck and a neck like a Penn State linebacker, but you gotta work with what you have. The hardest part was sewing on the McNuggets.

Yeah, I know his head is on backwards but that should help him keep an eye out for angry torch-bearing villagers. And it turns out he was a Glenn Beck chicken because he was all right wings.

There's only one thing left to do.

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Ar-i-i-i-i-se!!

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