This is from the coupon book at last weekend's Titans game. You know, the slivers of paper that stick to your beer cup and get sopping wet until they end up in a wad under your seat.
So what is is? Is it a free crispy chicken sandwich or it it a 99-cent crispy chicken sandwich? If you have to buy a regularly priced item, is it really truly free? Not to go all Jean-Paul Sartre on you, but when the Predators score five goals, you can just walk into Wendy's with your game ticket and walk out with your free Frosty.
Step it up, Titans!