by Nicki Wood
Thoughtful, reasonable people have long agreed, without exception, that Miracle Whip is far inferior to mayonnaise. And that among mayonnaises, Hellman's is preferable. That's just a gimme.
A Southern friend now living in the Pacific Northwest loads up on Martha White corn meal, White Lily flour and Duke's mayonnaise when she comes home. Why Duke's? "Because Hellman's has sugar in it."
Oh no it doesn't!
Oh, yes it does.
Can't be true.
But it is. Hellman's is slightly sweetened. Duke's has no sweetener of any kind. Show of hands if you already knew that.